We thought it might be fun to have a place where we keep track of some of the funny things we say. Here are Mom and Dad’s twin-terpretations of our day-to-day dialogue.

Mason, after going in the closet to find Mom’s robe: Momma, I found your robe, but I can’t get it off the hooker. (Feb. 2011)

Mason: The sun is out, but it’s still cold! We’re going to get iceburned! (Feb. 2011)

When asked what they hope Santa will bring (December 2010):
Mason: A Transformer mask
Morgan: A candy cane…and a lollipop

Morgan (December 2010): The chimney is too dark. Santa might fall asleep.

While enjoying dinner (November 2010):
Mason: We’re drive-thruers.
Mom: What?
Mason: We’re drive-thruers. I drive thru, Morgan drives thru, Mama drives thru, and Daddy drives thru

After “helping” Mom get his pants out of the dryer:
Mason: I need help putting them on. They’re “inside outside.” (November 2010)

In the shower:
Morgan: Prince (what she calls Mason after watching fairy tale movies), this is impossible!
Mason: What’s “impossible?”
Morgan: When it’s impossible, we go to time out! (November 2010)

In the front yard after Morgan has stripped off her bathing suit:
Mommy: Put your clothes back on!
Morgan: Yeah, the neighbors don’t need to see my elbows. (September 2010)

Morgan on the phone with Mommy: I forgot Daddy’s name.
Mommy: It’s Brian.
Morgan: No.
Mommy: What’s your name?
Morgan: I forgot my name! (July 2010)

Mommy: Mason, who woke you up this morning?
Mason: Morgan
Mommy: How did she wake you up?
Mason: She said cock a doodle doo! (July 2010)

Morgan, while eating licorice: “I got liquor!”
And when done: “I need more liquor!” (June 2010)

On Father’s Day 2010:
Mason – Happy Father’s Day! You’re a great dad!
Morgan – Happy Father’s Day! You’re a big boy!

While watching Cinderella walk down a dark staircase (April 2010):
Mom: “Ooo, where is she going?”
Morgan (completely serious): “To the batcave!”

When discussing an upcoming visit to the pediatrician (April 2010):
Mom: “Tomorrow, we’re going to see Dr. Katz to find out how big you are!”
Morgan: “I want to hold her.”
Mom: “What?”
Morgan: “I want to hold the kitty cat and pick her up.”
Mom: “I don’t think Dr. Katz wants to be picked up.”

Mom: “Hey, Mason! Let’s check on the daisies we’re growing.”
Mason: “I not growing daisies. I growing Donalds.” (April 2010)

Dallas Arboretum on Easter:
Dad: “This is pretty awesome.”
Mason: “No, it’s handsome awesome.” (April 2010)

Dallas Arboretum on Easter whenever Morgan approached a fountain, waterfall, or other body of water: “I get naked now.” (as she tries to pull her shirt over her head – what a water baby!) (April 2010)

Morgan to Mason as he sits in time out: “No hit me, no bite me, no time out.” (March 2010)

Mason, when identifying the seven dwarves: “That’s Dopey next to Santa Claus.” (all men with white beards are officially Santa Claus – watch out Great-grandpa Ebbers!)

Morgan, when asked what the dwarves say: “Heigh Ho, I gotta go to work.” (March 2010)

Morgan’s first official “eye roll” to her mother in reference to wearing a bow – March 3, 2010

Mason, when pulling up to McDonald’s (said with a slight panic): “I had a juice box and didn’t recycle!” (March 2010)

Mason, when taking off his Superman jammies and changing into clothes: “I turning Superman off. I Mason now.” (Feb. 2010)